I got hugged by George Clooney and Brad Pitt. BRAD PITT!
Last night was the BAFTAs and both of the Hollywood hunks turned up for the ceremony at The Opera House in Covent Garden. Swit-swoooooo.
And what’s even better than having pics of me with George Clooney and Brad Pitt. BRAD PITT! Is that I’m writing about it from a bloody amazing bed in an even more bloody amazing room at The Savoy Hotel.
What a 24 hours?!
Orange invited me as their guest to the Ceremony, post-awards dinner and afterparty AND gave me a room at The Savoy.
WOW. I am very, very grateful.
Anyway, back to Brad and George. I walked up the red carpet alongside Daniel Radcliffe (he seriously is about 5ft tall and must weigh about 7st), Christina Hendricks (her boobs in real life are off the scale), Christina Ricci (she is smaller than small. All over) and loads of other top names. But it was Pitt and Clooney I wanted.
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| Me and BRAD PITT! |
I have spoken to them both before – George at a press conference years ago and on the red carpet a couple of times and Brad in the cinema. Yep, I chatted to Brad Pitt in the cinema. He was at the London Premiere of Kick Ass and was sitting a few rows in front of me, so before it started I went for a chat with him. I think I was teasing him about wearing lycra and becoming a super hero in a movie, but he was stroking my arm the whole time so obviously everything else is a bit of a blur. It’s a damn distraction having Brad Pitt in the cinema let me tell you. I think there’s a chance I spent more time staring at him shoveling popcorn into his mouth and supping on his beer than on the film.
They were pretty much the last to arrive, so I waited around and then pounced. Neither of their PRs/security were very keen for me to get a pic. Especially Brad’s dude. He literally shoved his hand in my face and said ‘NO pics!’ but Brad told him he was having it. Ha! Just when you thought it wasn’t possible to love him anymore.
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| Me and George |
I actually wanted to high-five myself for getting those pics. To a showbiz journo pics with super A-Listers are a big deal…and also a massive relief!
I watched the ceremony (when I wasn’t perving on Brad and Michael Fassbender) and then we headed over to The Grosvenor Hotel for dinner and the party.
Most of the celebs went too (although Brad and George were no shows) so I managed to talk to a few other big screen greats…
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| With the very tiny Michelle Williams |
Michelle Williams looked absolutely stunning in a high street dress. The My Week With Marilyn star told us: “I’m happy to wear high street, why not? H&M have done me proud.”
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| Don Draper/Dick Whitman/John Hamm |
Don Draper…oh, ok John Hamm
I love Mad Men so meeting Don Draper was pretty exciting.
He got pestered at the dinner by a massive fan who wanted him to sign her silk gown. He did it too – in a green marker pen.
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| Fitty Fassbender |
Michael Fassbender
Well, the Fassbender is a fit face, isn't he? Crikey.
He spent the awards dinner surrounded by women wanting to talk to him. He told me he’s looking forward to doing the next two X Men movies, saying: “I’m doing two more X Men films. I didn’t really have a choice, I just got told I was doing them. But I don’t really mind.”
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| Chris O'Dowd...he's tall! |
Bridesmaids star Chris O'Dowd kept sneaking out of the awards ceremony for a sneaky fag so I grabbed him for a pic.
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| Mr Darcy... I mean Colin |
Colin Firth
I didn’t get a chance to chat to the very lovely Colin, he got dragged away as soon as the camera had flashed. Boo.
I tried to chat to Meryl Streep but she battered me away with a sweep of her hand. She didn’t make contact. This isn’t a “Meryl abused me” story. Thankfully. She got her payback later on though. Her shoe fell off on her way to the stage to collect her Best Actress gong. Hee hee.
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| My room at the Savoy. Can I stay here forever? |
Ooo, room service are knocking at my door. That will be the salmon, asparagus and mixed berries I ordered for breakfast. Sweeeeeeet.
I feel like a princess…going to enjoy it while I can. Off to work in an hour.
REALITY CHECK!
I'll be back here in a few hours though. It's the Elle Style Awards tonight.
Tomorrow I'm staying in and watching TV.