Thursday, 5 April 2012

Look! It's Me On Sky News


That's me in the orange...

I really enjoy doing the Paper Review on Sky Sunrise.

My alarm going off at 4.45am is pretty vile, I have to admit, but as soon as I get into the car waiting outside for me and start going through the massive pile of newspapers that’s always waiting on the other back seat it is ONNNN.

I could actually get up at 5.00am but (and I’m not too proud to admit this) the fear of being on the telly box with absolutely no make-up on scares the life out of me.

They do hair and make-up for you at the studio, but what if there’s been an accident and I get stuck in traffic and don’t arrive at Sky HQ until a minute before my first slot at 6.40am?

See my fear?!

I am aware it is slightly insane when I am doing it, but I will continue to do it and then get the lovely women in the sky make-up room to touch it up when I know I’m in the clear.

Birds, eh? What are we like?

I’ve done the Paper Review a couple of times again over the last two weeks. I did a Sunday with Stephen Dixon presenting. While I did Showbiz (I like to stick to showbiz stories if I can, but sometimes ‘proper’ news stories tickle my fancy so much I have to get involved) Nigel Botterill sat alongside me on the sofa to chat about what I like to call ‘the more serious issues’ going down.

I normally do the 6.40am, 7.40am and 8.40am slots and riffle through all of the papers to find four different stories to discuss each time. I think a particular favourite of my Sunday appearance was EastEnders Actress Shona McGarty getting a telling off because she got caught smearing yoghurt over herself seductively in an ASDA.

I mean, come on. I shouldn’t laugh…but that is pretty funny.

I joined Stephen Dixon (who is a very lovely guy) again on at the crack of dawn on a Friday and this time Lord Boateng was alongside me to chew the serious cud.

I meanwhile, amongst other juicy showbiz tales, chatted about Jonathan Ross grumbling he keeps getting mistaken for Engelbert Humperdinck – check it out, those two were separated at birth…

Jonathan and Engerlbert. Or is it the other way around?
...and about how that weekend Britain was going to be hotter than the Sahara.

I hope everyone got the Hawaain Tropic back out from the back of the wardrobe and blew that dust off.

It's always a bit weird after. I'm always home by about 9am and then I don't really know what to do with myself.

After the Friday appearance I went back to bed for an hour before I had to head into GOSS HQ…although when my alarm went off for the second time in one morning I obviously thought... TFI FRIDAY!